bonne fete papere

The cousin of Vincent eagerly anticipates tasting the happy cakey. East York fire codes and regulations did not allow us to add candles as all bonfires require special permits. Plus that smoke smell. So hard to wash out of toddler's hair. Happy birthday, papa! Enjoy this photo of Vince the Bigger with Carrara of Carraratown fame (or notoriety), as well as the true meaning of Christmas, namely, what happens after sugar consumption. Kids, the crash is not worth the high! After giving the matter some thought, Vincent the Smaller fell asleep.

Merry Christmas to all

Yo! Yo! Yo!
This is MC Vincent the Magnificent
Rocking the mic from EY (till we die!)
Turnin Yo!yo!yo!
Into Ho! Ho! Ho!
So wave your hands in the air!
Wave em like you just don't care!
That the snow isn't here or there!
On Christmas day in the T-Dot!
It's tricky to rock a rhyme
So when i need a line
I take from Run DMC
Can't nobody mess around with V!

It's Christmas time!
In Olde East York.
So pick up your silver, your knife and your fork
Mom's cooking tortiere and tofu roast
and the illingest yams from coast to coast
Bring on the stuffing, the potatoes and tofurkey
Cause when we roast the bird we don't kill the turkey

The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of darryl's
But each and every year we bust christmas carols
Rhymes so loud and proud you hear it
It's christmas time and we got the spirit

My name is Vincent with the mic in my hand
And i'm chillin and coolin just like a snowman
So open your eyes and lend us an ear
We want to say:
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!



"Wait a minute...I'm the one in the Santa suit...doesn't that mean you're supposed to be sitting in my lap?"

Twas the night before...

Evidence of Santa's elves emerged from East York. In a quaint home near Dentonia Park, a photographer, who remains anonymous, spotted the pointy-eared pixie attempting to extract milk from an unsuspecting human's shoulder. When the attempt at feeding failed, the elf beat a hasty retreat, leaving behind only a smile or two (a new development this week of Christmas).

does this count as an update?

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