Myra is Santa
Myra comes up with some good ones now and then. But the most favourite in Myra Metro lately is her insistence that she is Santa.
Example:
MUMMY: Myra?
MYRA: Santa!
MUMMY: Sorry. Santa?
MYRA: Wot?
And when she went into school and saw that someone brought in a stuffed Santa for show and tell, her first words when she saw it were, "Look, Daddy! It's me!"
Mummy found Myra taking her food from her plate and seeming to put it under the table. Curious, she asked, "What are you doing, Myra?"
"SANTA!"
"Right. Sorry. Santa? What are you doing with your food?"
"Feeding my reindeer."
Daddy has been asked everywhere we go to make sure that the reindeer are tied up securely. Apparently, shopping carts and car seats are "Santa's sleigh."
How long can this elaborate game continue?
