Merry Christmas to all

Yo! Yo! Yo!
This is MC Vincent the Magnificent
Rocking the mic from EY (till we die!)
Turnin Yo!yo!yo!
Into Ho! Ho! Ho!
So wave your hands in the air!
Wave em like you just don't care!
That the snow isn't here or there!
On Christmas day in the T-Dot!
It's tricky to rock a rhyme
So when i need a line
I take from Run DMC
Can't nobody mess around with V!

It's Christmas time!
In Olde East York.
So pick up your silver, your knife and your fork
Mom's cooking tortiere and tofu roast
and the illingest yams from coast to coast
Bring on the stuffing, the potatoes and tofurkey
Cause when we roast the bird we don't kill the turkey

The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of darryl's
But each and every year we bust christmas carols
Rhymes so loud and proud you hear it
It's christmas time and we got the spirit

My name is Vincent with the mic in my hand
And i'm chillin and coolin just like a snowman
So open your eyes and lend us an ear
We want to say:
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!



"Wait a minute...I'm the one in the Santa suit...doesn't that mean you're supposed to be sitting in my lap?"