Phantom of the (Playground) Paradise

So there's this place that has all kinds of fun things to do and it's only a twoonie (toonie? How do you spell that?) to get in. Here's the fun wheel of morality. Turn turn turn. Tell me the lesson that I have learned.


There's also a cage full of balls that my dad dropped me in. But I escaped and returned. He looked shocked that I got out alive and asked me if I wanted to play in there again.


Only problem is that this Playground Paradise is possibly haunted by a man who sold his soul for rock and roll. Don't take my word for it. Listen to Wolfman Jack:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jwH-f9Yz_8&feature=related